Showing posts with label Shayari SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shayari SMS. Show all posts

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Ashq jo bahe unhe behne do
dard hai dil me,use rehne do
Aankhen kare Jo gum bayaan Haal E dil Unhe Kehne Do.


Jaan Tutne ka bahana na kar,
Hum to teri ankhon se pilenge,
Tu mat aa lakin aane ka vaada to kar,
Hum tere intezaar mein ji lenge.


Kyu kisi se itna pyaar ho jata hai.....
ek din ka intzaar bhi dushwar ho jata hai....
lagne lagte hai apne bhi paraye....
or ek ajnabee pe aitbaar ho jata hai...


Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge
aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge
agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge


Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya,
mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya,
hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me,
aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aaya



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Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.


dil ki baato ko aankho se bataya to bura man gaye.
hal-e-dil sunaya to bura man gaye.
are wo to har din rulate the hame .
aaj hamne rulaya tobura man gaye.


Kisi ka dard jab had se gujar jata hai,
samandar ka pani aankhon me utar jata hai,
koi bana leta hai ret pe ghar,
kisi ka lahron me sub kuchh bah jata hai.


Mulakat waqt ki mehman ho gai,
Nazar ki duniya biran ho gai,
Kya kare saans bhi ab meri nahi rahi,
ye bhi aap par kurbaanho gai.


aapki chahat ne rulaya bahut,
apke yaado ne tadpaya bahut,
hum apko bahut yaad or pyaar karte the,
Isi majburi ko aapne aajmaya or fayda uthaya bahut..



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ek dukhi admi zindagi se pareshan hoke aise zindagi se to marjana hi acha
achanak yamraj samne agaye or bole mein tumhe lene aaya hon
admi: lo karlo baat ab dukhi admi majak bhi nahi kar sakta


Arz kia hai.... gadhi ko gadhe se pyar ho gai..
gor farmaiyega.. gadhi ko gadhe se pyar ho gai..wah wah ..
itna romantic sms padke ek or gadhi tayar ho gai.....

Girlz of 1995:- Agar tum mil jao jamana chod den ge ham
Gilz of 2010:- Agar tum mil jao purana chod den ge hum


kitne hasin ho aap khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,
kajal ka tika lagana hi kafi nahi gale me nimbu mirchi bhi
latkaya karo.............


Bin Unke Zindgi Me Koi Khushi Nhi
Wo Nhi To Aj LabO Par Hansi Nhi
Na Smjhe Wo Aagr To Hum Kya Kare
Is DiL Me unke Siva Kisi Or Ko Jagah Nhi.


Latest P.J...
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
wah..wah
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
MUNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye



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True friendship is
like a music,
we cant see
but
we can feel
&
enjoy the true
melodies of
care. You are
my best music
forever..
It’s my promise.


sirf tum........
"boy;i love you ..
"girl: meri chappal ka size pata hai kya..
boy oh oh.. propose kiya hi nai or gift maangna bhi shuru"


Boy1-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao,

Boy2-Kya Hua?
Boy1-Jab Se Maine
Kaha"Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Nam Hoga" Kamini Chaku Le K PicheHi Pad Gai Hai.....


Mulla Ki Shadi Nhi Ho Rhi Thi,
Wo Mannat Mangne Gya.
Waha Uski Maa Khaai Me Gir Gyi.
Mulla- Ya Khuda Teri Khudai, Apni To Mili Nhi Abba Ki B Gawai.


HUSBAND - AAJ KUCH AISI BAT BATAO JISASE DIL KHUSH BHI HO JAYE AUR JAL BHI JAYE
WIFE- TUMHARE SARE DOSTO ME SABASE ACCHA KISS KARANE KA STYLE TUMHARA HAI
SARANG


santa ko uske sasur jute se mar raha tha
banta : kyu mar rhe ho?
sasur- iski biwi ne hospital se sms kiya tum baap ban gyeh.isne apne sare frnds ko forward kar diya................



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Two Frogs Sitting Together
1St Frog: Trrrrr
2nd Frog: Trrrr
1st Frog:Trrrr
2nd Frog:Trrrr
1st Frog: Taratrrr
2nd Frog:
Yar Topic Change Na Kar....


Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.
Elephant: "Ha....Ha....Ha..... Pehney Ga Kya ??"
Mouse: Nahe, Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay bhai..


Yamraj- your time is over!!
Katrina- koi bachane ka rasta hai,
Yamraj- Haan sms padhane wale ko kiss karo,
Katrina -Oh shit phir to mujhe utha hi lo…!!!


when someone loves you,
you dont realize it when u realize it.its to late.
you always leave the one who loves you,
and love the one who leaves you.


The hardest thing that you have to deal with
every time you find someone new,
is when you find out that person isn’t even interested in you


A Good Friend
Is Like A Light House
It Doesn’t
Ring Bells, Fire Guns To Call Attention
When You Are Lost …
It Simply Stands Tall And Shines …



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Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye


Kabhi lagta hai
dosti kuchh nahi
Kabhi lgta hai dosti bin kuch nahi
Kabhi lgta h tum kuchh Nahi
To
Kabhi lgta hai

"Tum bin kuch nahi"]


Bunty film dekhne jane se pehle apni biwi ko 

1 paan kharid kardeta he.
Biwi: Apne liye bhi kharid lo.
Bunty: Mai paan ke bina bhi chup reh sakta hu meri jaan


Punjabi Boys ka Girls ko PROPOSE kerny ka style:
Pipal da boota howey.......
Gannay da ras howey....... .
Jay mera wass howey....... ..
Rab di Qasam....... .
Teri Maa meri saas howey


tum zamane ke ho hamare siva hum kisi ke nhi tumahre siva
tumhe yaqeen dilayen to kis tarh hamara koi nhi tumahre siva.......


WAQT jesa bhi ho acha ya bura,
Badalta zarur h isleye ache waqt me kuch esa galat mat karo
ki bure waqt me log aka sath chod de



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Is Kadar Har Taraf Tanhai Hai
Ujalo Me Andhero Ki Parchhai Hai
Kya Hua Jo Gir Gaye Palko Se Mere Aansu
Sayad Yaad Unki Chupke Se Chali Aayi Hai


One Of d Best Moments In Life Is Wen
"U C Ur Yellow Rose Turn into Red Rose"
Hard 2 Understand?? Read Again
"Ur Frnd Turns Into Ur Luv.."


Bin Unke Zindgi Me Koi Khushi Nhi
Wo Nhi To Aj LabO Par Hansi Nhi
Na Smjhe Wo Aagr To Hum Kya Kare
Is DiL Me unke Siva Kisi Or Ko Jagah Nhi.


Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!


Sapno ke aap shahil hue,
Na Jane kaise hum aapki DOSTI Ke kabil hue,
Karjdar hai un haseen palo ke,
jab aap hamari choti si duniya me shamil hue.


Lage Na najar is DOSTI ko jamane ki,
Pade Na jarurat 1 dujeko manane ki,
Tum na todna DOSTI Hamari,
Warna Tamanna Na rahengiNaye Dost Banane Ki.



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Bhaut der ke baad train chali muslim bola?
Ya ali hindu bola? Jai bajrang bali ek sardar bola?
Kya ali, kya bali? ULLU k patho , train to baju wali chali.


Kisi din apki nzro se dur ho jyenge hum,
dur fizaon me kahi kho jyenge hum,
meri yadon se lipat ke rone aaoge aap jab,
zmin ko odd ke so  jayenge hum.


Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti


Aap jab bhi chaand ko dekho to yaad karna mujhe,
ye soch kar nahi ki khoobsurat hai wo sitaro mai,
Balki, Ye sochkar ki AKELA hai wo bhi hazaro mai.


Khusiyo Ki BarsaT Lehrati Rahe
Apko Meri YaD Aati Rahe
Barste Rahe Yuhi Hmari Yado K BaadaL
Har Bund apko Hmara ehsaS DiLati Rahe.!!


Chaha na Mujhe Bas Dekhte Rahe,
meri ZINDAGI se wo KheLte Rahe,
Na UTRE kabi ZindAgi ki jheeL me
Bas Kinare pe BETHE Patthar Phekte Rahe..



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Hum tod lete agar  aap “GULAB”  hote!
Hum jawab bante agar aap “swal” hote!
Sab jante hai hum nasha nahi karte
phir bhi pi lete agar aap sharab hote.


Udas na hona agar humse mulakat na ho,
rusva na hona agar humse baat na ho,
dua hai zindgi  khushion se saje aap ki,
bus pukar lena jab koi sath m na  ho.


Marne k bad hamare naseeb me jannat ho na ho,
ye hawa ye fiza ho na ho,
e dost jab tak zinda hai tab tak to SMS karlo,
kya pata hamari kabr me signal ho ya na ho.


Apni zindagi ka 1 alag usool hai,
apki khatir ko kante bhi  qabol hai,
has k chal dun kanch k tukdo par,
agar aap keh den ye to mere bichaye huye pool hai.


Kb hui pyar ki barsat  yad nahi,
kof me dubi mulakat yad nahi,
hm to madhosh the kuch is tarah uski chahat me,
usne kab chhod  diya mere sath yad nahi.


Khud ko akele hone ka tana na diya karo,
yadon ka gila sikwa bhi na kiya kro,
kya btaye tumko kitna krte h yaad,
hisab lgana ho to apni sanso ko gin liya karo.



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1”Khubsurti” 1 “tazgi” 1 “dosti” 1 “narazgi”
1 “sapna” 1”apna” 1 “rishta “1“Vishwas”
kuch door kuch pass kuch log bahut khas jaise aap.


Jeene ki nayi ada di h,
khush rehne ki unse dua di ha,
Ae khuda use sare jahan ki khushi dena,
jisne apne dil m hume  jagah di hai.


Boy to girl:- mujhe tumhari ankho m sari duniya dikhai deti hai,
Piche se 1 budhha  bola:- beta, hmari cycle kho gai hai, kahin dikh jaye to batana.


Akele rhna pr kisi ka intjar  mt krna,
kisi k pyar k liye khud ko bekrar mat karna,
acha sath mil jaye to hath tham lena ,
par dikhave ke liye kisi se pyar mat karna.


Nazre unse milau toh sharminda na kr de.
Izhaar karu toh inkaar na kar de,
meri lash k paas na  baithana unhe yaaro, 
dar h wo chhu kar  mujhe zinda na kar  de.


Dil k dard ko chupana jitna mushkil h, 
tut k fir  muskrna  utna mushkil h,
kisi k sath dur tak jao or fir dekho
akele laut k ana kitna mushkil h,



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Wo barish hi kya jisme bhiga na jaye,
wo bichardna hi kya jisme aansu na aye,
ise hi to kahte h bebsi,
kisi se sacha pyar karo aur  use smjh na aye.


Hamare muskurane ki wajah aap ho,
hamari zindgi ka matlab aap ho,
hume milegi jb bhi khushi,
hum sochenge khuda se dua karne wale aap ho.


Pata h sabse pyara rista kiska h “Do Ankhon”ka,
jo 1 sath jhapakti h,
dkhtih, roti h, lekin fir bhi vo, 2no kabhi 1dusre ko dekh nahi sakte,


Muskan apki achi h,
lekin haste ho kam,
hum dekhna  chahte  h apko magar najar aate ho kam ,
bas zindgi me na karna gam,
qki apke sath h hum.


Dil ki baat  janta nahi koi,
kahna in ankho ka manta nahi koi,
Hum to jaan bhi apni luta de khushi se,
par ahamiyat is jaan ki janta nahi koi.


Sapne ka pehla lafz “S” hota hai,
lekin agar “S”  ko nikal do to,
apne rah jate h, aur agar “APNE” sath ho to
”SAPNE” zarur poore hote h,



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Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare,
kare to qayamat taq juda na kare,
ye mana ki koi nahi marta  judai m,
likin jee bhi to nahi pata tanhai m.


Jeena chahte h magar zindagi ras nahi aati,
marna chahte h magar maut nahi aati,
bahut udas h hum zindgi se,
Apki yaadein bhi to tadpane se baaz nahi aati.


Kitni jaldi ye mulaqat guzar jati h,
pyas bujhti nahi barsaat gazar jati h,
apni yadon se kaho ki u na sataya kare,
neend to nahi aur raat guzar jati h.


Tanhai m shehar basaya karte h,
kaise pagal shaks h,
Sari sari raat deewaro ko dard sunaya karte h,
ro dete h hum apni aap par,
aur phir khud ko apne aap hasaya karte h.


Dosti naam h sukh dukh ki kahani ka,
dosti raaj h sada muskurane ka,
ye koi pal bhar ki pehchaan nahi,
ye wada h umar bhar dosti nibhane ka.


Dard hota nahi duniya ko dekhane ke liye,
har koi rota nahi aansu bahane ke liye,
zakham dikhane ka maza tab h,
jab koi apna ho marham lagan ke liye



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Zindagi gujar jaye pr pyaar kam na ho,
yaad hume rkhna chahe paas hum na ho,
quamat tak chalta rhe ye dosti ka safar,
Dua kro rab se  kabhi ye rishta khatam na ho.


Liking u is my nature,
missing u is disappointment,
fighting with u is  my time pass.
Forgetting u never in my lifetime.


Agar hum apke ankho ke aanshu hote ,
to  apke aankho se ho kar apke hotho par marna pasand karte,
Agra aap humare aankh ke aanshu hote to ye “Dost “hum zindgi bhar na rote.


Waqt mile to humari parwah kar lena,
harpal nahi par ek bar yaad kar lena,
Rishte honge apke hazar ,
par hamare liye ek pal barbad kar lena.


Jo anshu na hote aankho m,
to aankhe itni haseen na hoti,
jo dard na hote dil m,
to khushi ki kimat pata na hoti,
Jo bewafa na ki hoti waqt ne,
to wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti,
agar mangne se puri ho jati muradein,
to uss khuda ki kabhi zarurat na hoti.


Khawab apne hi hume jab satane lage,
tab man ko andhere bhane lage,
kabhi na sath diya kismet ne hume,
to hum hi kismat ka sath nibhane lage.


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“I Love U” ye msg kisi ladki ko bhejo aur jeeto
nazdiki police station ki trip, wo bi luxuries “JEEP” mein,
khana ,pina, rehna free, upar se body massage extra. Hurry up.


U r the best heart surgeon in the world,
bcoz u made a place in my heart without cutting and spilling blood,
I m too lucky to have a lovely frnd like u.


SMILE and MILES are two words,
made from the same alphabet,
but a small smile covers miles of distance between two people so,
always keep smiling.


Pas hote  to lab chum ke jagate apko,
rakh k dil pe hath dharkan sunate apko,
 or jo aap sakun lo aarzu karte,
rakhtey sir seene pe our sulate aapko.


Ankho m anshu ki lakeer ban gayi h,
socha na tha aisi takdir ba gayi h,
humne to rait m ungli hi gumayi thi,
dekha to apki tasveer ban gayi h.


Someone ask me 2 describe “U” only in two words.
They thought I would say” Good frnd”
but I simply smiled and said “No comparison”



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UMIMIDO K SAHARE JIYE JA RAHE Hai
tere nam lafzo pe liye ja rahe hai
EK TUM HO KI MILNE KA NAAM NAHI LETE
ek hum he ki intzar kiy ja rahe


Three things in ME
which U can never 4get.

 ____ , ____ ,and ____

FiLL in the BLanks.
WaiTinG 4 an HonesT RepLy
i m wating reply first


Kuch logo ka sath pal bhr ka hota h
Kuch ka ehsas zindgi bhar hota h
Mayus na ho ae SAATHIYA
nazre utha k dekh Koi h jo tujhe yaad karke sota h


ere pyr ko bewfai ka inam deGayi
Mere DILko yadoka paigam deGayi
Maine kaha mere DILme dard Hai
To idiot jate Jate "ZHANDU BAM"deGayi


If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shines like a pearl.
So choose the best place where you would shine........


Zindagi kabhi palon me Gujar jaati hai, 

Kabhi Zindagi bhar ek pal nahi gujarta
Zindgi aap bin ulfat si lagti h, 

ek pal ki judai bhi muddat si lagti h,
Pahle nahi ab sochte h hum,

ae dost “Har lamha aapki zarrorat si lagti hai.”


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HAMHE TUMSE ITNI MOHABBAT HAI E-SAATHIYA
ke barish ki boond bhi aapko chhoo le to bahot dard hota hai..! 


143+JESUS +LOVES+YOU+
send to 10 people (not 2 me)
& see Magic in 7mins.
U'll get what u want. if you ignored,
5yrs badluck. its Not a joke..
plz ignor mat karna. 


Cadbury Me Keede Dudh Me Milawat Pani Me Virus.
Cold drinks me kitnashak.
Saaf Bachi Hai to sirf "Daaru"
Piyo Sir Utha Ke.
Jiyo Ladkhada Ke. 


Kabhi yad aye to ek bar kehna,
Kabhi sagar banke in ankho se behna,
Dost na hue to ajnabi hi rehna,
Par"KABHI ALWIDA NA KEHNA


Safar Dosti ka chalta rahe,
Suraj chahe har shaam dhalta rahe,
Kabhi na dhalegi apni Dosti ki subah,
Chahe har rishta rang badalta rahe


Aaj Dosti par ek KITAB likhenge,
Doston k sath Guzri har Baat likhenge,
Jab Batana ho achhe Dost kaise hote hai,
Tumhe soch kar har baat likhenge


Pyar krna koi gunah ni hota
pyar se pyara koi jazba ni hota
Pyar ka rishta isLiye chupana padta h
Qki sacha pyar logon se bardasht nahi hota




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"CRY" is a love detector. 
When someone makes u cry it shows how much u love them n
if someone cries for u it shows how much they love u...


Bichade to yade de jayenge, 

Sone se pehle khwab de jayenge, 
Apko gila he k hum baat kam krte h, 
Sanso k rukne se pehle hr jawab de jayenge.


beautiful Words-

JISM ek DUKAN hai Aur
ZUBAN uska TALA 
jab TALA Khulta hai to Malum hota hai Ki 
Dukan SONE Ki hai ya KOYLE ki..

very true msg:

"D taste of water can b enjoyd only wen we r thirsty!
"Same way:
"D care of true persons will be known only when v r alone!" 


Teri Aarzoo Me Humne Baharon Ko Dekha

Tere Khayalo Me Humne Sitaro Ko Dekha
Hume Pasand Tha Sath Apka
Warna In Aankho Ne To Hazaron ko deka 


Teri yaad me dil ko sajja rakha h

tere pyar me sab kuch bhula rakha h
kuch acha nai lagta teri judai k baad
ek teri yaad ko sine se laga rakha h


Savere-Savere Ho Khusiyo Ka Mela,

Na Logo Ki Parvah Na Duniya Ka Jhmela, 
Panchiyo Ka Sangit Ho Aur Mosam Albela,
Mubaark Ho Apko Ye Khubsurat Savera.

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Aapko Humse yu Dur Kr Rkha Hai Jaise zindgi Nasur Kar Rkha Hai G To Chahta Hai Tujhe Kaid Kar Ke Rakhu Pr Kya Kre Waqt Ne Mazbur Kr Rakha


Ishq ne humhe benam kar diya khushi se anjan kar diya 

nahi chaha IShq hume b ho par Sheela ki Jawani ne hume b Nilam kar diya 


Khamosh chehre Par Hzaro pehre Hote He, Hansti hui Ankho Me Zakhm Gehre Hote He

Jinse ruthna accha lagta He, Unse hi DIL k rishte Gehre Hote he 


DOOR REH K KOI TUMHARE SAPNE BUN RAHI H

baago se wafa k phul chun rhi h
TUM KYA JANO USKE DIL KA HAAL
jo door hokr bhi tumhari dhadkan sun rhi h

Tum Mile To Laga Khud Se Hi Mulaqat Ho Gayi Tumne To Kuch Kaha Nahi Par Laga Jaise Zindagi Se Baat Ho Gayi

Ye Shishe Ye Sapne Ye Rishte Ye Dhaage 

Kise Kya Khabar Kab Kaha Toot Jaaye
Mohobat K Dariya Me Tinke Wafa K
Najane Ye Kis Mod Par Doob Jaaye

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