Showing posts with label Friendship SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friendship SMS. Show all posts

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Ashq jo bahe unhe behne do
dard hai dil me,use rehne do
Aankhen kare Jo gum bayaan Haal E dil Unhe Kehne Do.


Jaan Tutne ka bahana na kar,
Hum to teri ankhon se pilenge,
Tu mat aa lakin aane ka vaada to kar,
Hum tere intezaar mein ji lenge.


Kyu kisi se itna pyaar ho jata hai.....
ek din ka intzaar bhi dushwar ho jata hai....
lagne lagte hai apne bhi paraye....
or ek ajnabee pe aitbaar ho jata hai...


Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge
aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge
agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge


Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya,
mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya,
hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me,
aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aaya



Sent by : Ritu Aggrawal

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Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.


dil ki baato ko aankho se bataya to bura man gaye.
hal-e-dil sunaya to bura man gaye.
are wo to har din rulate the hame .
aaj hamne rulaya tobura man gaye.


Kisi ka dard jab had se gujar jata hai,
samandar ka pani aankhon me utar jata hai,
koi bana leta hai ret pe ghar,
kisi ka lahron me sub kuchh bah jata hai.


Mulakat waqt ki mehman ho gai,
Nazar ki duniya biran ho gai,
Kya kare saans bhi ab meri nahi rahi,
ye bhi aap par kurbaanho gai.


aapki chahat ne rulaya bahut,
apke yaado ne tadpaya bahut,
hum apko bahut yaad or pyaar karte the,
Isi majburi ko aapne aajmaya or fayda uthaya bahut..



Sent by : Ritu Aggrawal

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ek dukhi admi zindagi se pareshan hoke aise zindagi se to marjana hi acha
achanak yamraj samne agaye or bole mein tumhe lene aaya hon
admi: lo karlo baat ab dukhi admi majak bhi nahi kar sakta


Arz kia hai.... gadhi ko gadhe se pyar ho gai..
gor farmaiyega.. gadhi ko gadhe se pyar ho gai..wah wah ..
itna romantic sms padke ek or gadhi tayar ho gai.....

Girlz of 1995:- Agar tum mil jao jamana chod den ge ham
Gilz of 2010:- Agar tum mil jao purana chod den ge hum


kitne hasin ho aap khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,
kajal ka tika lagana hi kafi nahi gale me nimbu mirchi bhi
latkaya karo.............


Bin Unke Zindgi Me Koi Khushi Nhi
Wo Nhi To Aj LabO Par Hansi Nhi
Na Smjhe Wo Aagr To Hum Kya Kare
Is DiL Me unke Siva Kisi Or Ko Jagah Nhi.


Latest P.J...
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
wah..wah
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
MUNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye



Sent by : Ritu Aggrawal

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True friendship is
like a music,
we cant see
but
we can feel
&
enjoy the true
melodies of
care. You are
my best music
forever..
It’s my promise.


sirf tum........
"boy;i love you ..
"girl: meri chappal ka size pata hai kya..
boy oh oh.. propose kiya hi nai or gift maangna bhi shuru"


Boy1-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao,

Boy2-Kya Hua?
Boy1-Jab Se Maine
Kaha"Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Nam Hoga" Kamini Chaku Le K PicheHi Pad Gai Hai.....


Mulla Ki Shadi Nhi Ho Rhi Thi,
Wo Mannat Mangne Gya.
Waha Uski Maa Khaai Me Gir Gyi.
Mulla- Ya Khuda Teri Khudai, Apni To Mili Nhi Abba Ki B Gawai.


HUSBAND - AAJ KUCH AISI BAT BATAO JISASE DIL KHUSH BHI HO JAYE AUR JAL BHI JAYE
WIFE- TUMHARE SARE DOSTO ME SABASE ACCHA KISS KARANE KA STYLE TUMHARA HAI
SARANG


santa ko uske sasur jute se mar raha tha
banta : kyu mar rhe ho?
sasur- iski biwi ne hospital se sms kiya tum baap ban gyeh.isne apne sare frnds ko forward kar diya................



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Two Frogs Sitting Together
1St Frog: Trrrrr
2nd Frog: Trrrr
1st Frog:Trrrr
2nd Frog:Trrrr
1st Frog: Taratrrr
2nd Frog:
Yar Topic Change Na Kar....


Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.
Elephant: "Ha....Ha....Ha..... Pehney Ga Kya ??"
Mouse: Nahe, Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay bhai..


Yamraj- your time is over!!
Katrina- koi bachane ka rasta hai,
Yamraj- Haan sms padhane wale ko kiss karo,
Katrina -Oh shit phir to mujhe utha hi lo…!!!


when someone loves you,
you dont realize it when u realize it.its to late.
you always leave the one who loves you,
and love the one who leaves you.


The hardest thing that you have to deal with
every time you find someone new,
is when you find out that person isn’t even interested in you


A Good Friend
Is Like A Light House
It Doesn’t
Ring Bells, Fire Guns To Call Attention
When You Are Lost …
It Simply Stands Tall And Shines …



Sent by : Ritu Aggrawal

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