Funny SMS-07

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.



In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

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